Insanity is a dish best served microwaved

I just got off the phone with my friend Patrick who lives in Arizona.  We were talking about a variety of things tonight from timeshares to business.  But we got on the topic of women.  I was trying to describe to him that this woman I met was cute, but not hot.  Yet, it wasn’t a dig at her.  It’s a completely different scale of looking at women.  After discussion, this is what we decided:

Hot- Hot has a shelf life.  Yes, they are very attractive.  But as the years pass on, the hottness wears off and then you’re stuck with the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Very unhappy and bored women that take pleasure in emasculating men.  They are also very good looking, but rarely bring anything else to the table.  T  Hot you bring to a wedding to make your friends jealous.   hey are not someone who would enjoy a homecooked meal and a movie in. Instead they want the finest dinner and going out–all at your expense of course.  It’s not all their fault.  Mostly it’s the men who have met her before you.  They have treated her like it was their lucky day to be with someone so attractive and you must give her the best or she’ll ditch you.  But in the end, they will ditch you if someone else can give them more.

Cute-  Cute has long lasting staying power.  They are women that grow into their looks like a good wine.  Like wine, you can uncork it right now and it will still be pretty good.  However, give it some time, and it will be unbelieveable.  Cute women also have the equal looks of a hot woman, but bring more than looks with her.  Most have ambition, a job, and a brain.  They are someone that fights with you over a topic.  They are also someone you bring to a bbq and have a great time and your friends like.  Cute returns your phone calls or text.

Women get offended when they get called cute because they aren’t puppies.  But like puppies, guys (this one in particular) want someone to that brings something to the relationship.   Hot just shits on your rug and goes off and does something to make you forget it.  Cute hangs out with you when your sad looking for a way to cheer you up.  So by my definition and explanation women won’t get pissed when I call them cute next time.  It means I actually like you.